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What’s ahead for winter signs: snacking, snacking, and more snacking!<\/h4>\n

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Each zodiac sign has a shadow side: the less-than-stellar quirks that hide in the dark. These undernourished parts of the soul manifest as cosmic cravings in the witching hours. Only the most delicious guilty pleasures will suffice\u2014cheese-centric convenience foods, gut bombs, and over-processed impulse buys from the freezer or bodega. Embrace your dark side by indulging in cheeses that mirror these decadent delights. Snack like no one\u2019s watching!<\/p>\n

CAPRICORN<\/h2>\n

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Shadow side signature:<\/strong> Workaholic, repressed, calculating<\/p>\n

Midnight snack:<\/strong> Philly Cheesesteak (with extra Cheez Whiz) + 5-Hour Energy Drink<\/p>\n

Guilty pleasure pairing:<\/strong> Maple Leaf Pepper Jack<\/p>\n

Origin:<\/strong> Wisconsin<\/p>\n

Milk:<\/strong> Pasteurized cow<\/p>\n

+ Beef Jerky + Hazy IPA<\/em><\/p>\n

All work and no play leaves striver Capricorn feeling hangry. After crossing off her to-do list, acing her KPIs, and generally crushing it, the overachieving sea goat wants to cut loose. Capricorn will forego her usual composure and abandon herself in a sloppy gas-station Philly cheesesteak. What better reward for hustling than a hot mess of Cheez Whiz, onions, peppers, and steak wolfed down in the driver\u2019s seat of a car?<\/p>\n

AQUARIUS<\/h2>\n

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Shadow side signature:<\/strong> Eccentric, aloof, quixotic<\/p>\n

Midnight snack:<\/strong> Popcorn with Cheese Powder and Nutritional Yeast + Bottomless Fountain Soda<\/p>\n

Guilty pleasure pairing:<\/strong> Cheddar Cheese Curds<\/p>\n

Origin:<\/strong> Wisconsin<\/p>\n

Milk:<\/strong> Pasteurized cow<\/p>\n

+ Butterscotch Candies + Sarsaparilla<\/em><\/p>\n

Aquarius revels in big-picture thinking\u2014the more technologically innovative and utopian, the better! This visionary streak can set the lofty water-bearer apart, leaving him at a cool remove from the rest of humanity. Like a movie director screening the dailies in an empty theater, Aquarius fades into the background and observes as his machinations play out. Only a greasy bag of hot popcorn dusted with a mix of freeze-dried cheddar powder and nutritional yeast can warm his chilly heart.<\/p>\n

PISCES<\/h2>\n

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Shadow side signature:<\/strong> Empathic, fickle, sentimental<\/p>\n

Midnight snack:<\/strong> Salted Cheese Foam Peach Oolong Boba Tea + Extra Boba<\/p>\n

Guilty pleasure pairing:<\/strong> Blakesville Creamery Afterglow<\/p>\n

Origin:<\/strong> Wisconsin.<\/p>\n

Milk:<\/strong> Pasteurized goat<\/p>\n

+ Wildflower Honey + Peach Oolong Tea<\/em><\/p>\n

Go-with-the-flow Pisces has a penchant for catching feelings and soaking up vibes. Her dreamy nature can veer into sappy impracticality if she lets her emotions drift too far. The seven seas couldn\u2019t quench this slippery fish\u2019s thirst for romance and mystery! Late at night, you can find her starry-eyed and sipping on a chimerical concoction: fruity boba tea topped with a cloud of cheese foam. Savor the sweetly strange enigma!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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